Musings about writing, being a freelance editor, and life in general, with healthy doses of humor and unapologetic acts of silliness.
Saturday, November 20, 2010
At Last! A Diagnosis!
Saw the doctor yesterday and finally (FINALLY!) have a diagnosis for the cause of my leg and back pain: herniated disk, sciatica, and a pinched nerve in my hip (meralgia paresthetica). I have a list of back exercises to do, three prescriptions for (1) pain, (2) inflammation, and (3) spasms, and a couple of shots in the butt for immediate pain relief. (Though I have to admit that 13 hours later I'm still not feeling much pain relief.)
However, I did get a good pun out of the butt shots. The nurse had just given me the first shot in the left cheek when I asked her if she wanted me to "turn the other cheek." It made her laugh. This was one of the few times I actually thought of a pun right away instead of an hour later.
Anyway, the doc discussed options with me. He wanted to order an MRI, but I haven't any medical insurance and can't afford the $4,000 for the MRI, so that is not an option. He also wanted to refer me to a bone specialist, but again, the new doc will want an MRI. So I'll do my back exercises, continue to lose weight, take my meds, including increased amounts of B-6, B-12, and Folic Acid (all of which I'm already taking). And in another year I'll be 65 and on Medicare, so if things haven't improved by then, at least I'll have Medicare.
I'm just glad I finally have a diagnosis and a list of things I can do to help me get better.
I'm retired from freelance editing and living the good life. I love not working for a living! I live on a small farm in rural western Washington State where I reside with my dogs, cats, and horses. I have a warped sense of humor and I'm joyously silly most of the time.